what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in
war has changed
i never hit reblog so fast in my life
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
This will be very useful for cons
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress
this is for the girl in the dressing rooms who told me id look “much better in a crop top if you lost 10 pounds”
She was right
#1 delete ur shit blog
#2 delete ur shit attitude i aint dealing with your white boy shit
THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE YET!
Turn ons: common sense