moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

shingekinokyojinheaven:

ok grandma

mydogsnokes:

reblog if you dont know what downton abbey is but you’re pretty sure it pisses you off

naturepunk:

offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

This became a million times funnier when I realized that the blog posting the above comment is called “offended-fig”. 

naturepunk:

offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

This became a million times funnier when I realized that the blog posting the above comment is called “offended-fig”. 

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

deerstagram:

Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

image

20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one

boneswolf:

lulz-time:

Watch the video of this dog expressing his happiness and gratitude after being rescued

Some days my faith in humanity is restored.

Omg I am crying this is so cute!!!

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delete this

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officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

what do u think about nicki skinny shaming in anaconda?
Anonymous

prayistrash:

I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised