One word- amnesia

icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

intensional:

trying to be religious like

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megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

dekutree:

she thicc

dekutree:

she thicc

whisperwhisk:

snorlaxatives:

evilfgt:

snorlaxatives:

i need a chipotle burrito down my throat asap

*dick

why would i want a chipotle burrito down my dick how would that even work

very painfully

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have