homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

image

This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

unshaped:

when you sit in class and expect a sub but your regular teacher walks in

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

TRU.

war has changed

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

TRU.

war has changed

rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

mynameiseyyyyyy:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

This will be very useful for cons

mynameiseyyyyyy:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

This will be very useful for cons

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

emojing:

legolube:

emojing:

this is for the girl in the dressing rooms who told me id look “much better in a crop top if you lost 10 pounds”

She was right

#1 delete ur shit blog
#2 delete ur shit attitude i aint dealing with your white boy shit

proudtobeacrazymofo:

THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE YET!

proudtobeacrazymofo:

THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE YET!

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

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